December 2009
1 post
“I just thought that since we’re both cleaned up, we’d use this...”
November 2009
2 posts
“She was lying so hard. I seen it with my own two eyes”
– This guy outside my math class
“What time is is?”
“It’s a hot 11:04”
– Two girls in the cafeteria
October 2009
5 posts
“What made you change and get all cutie cutie?”
– A girl walking outside at school talking on the phone
“I don’t want to assume she has an eating disorder, but she’s hungry”
– A guy in my Women’s Studies class talking about a really skinny girl
“Are you sick?”
“No I just had a really good weekend.”
– these two people in my class
“I need to go to church. Where do you go to church? I need somebody to go to...”
– girl in the cafeteria who clearly needs to go to church
“I’m mad, I’m hungry, and I’m hot as a mug”
– This girl in the cafeteria at school
September 2009
14 posts
“Girl: “Why would you even want to put that in someone’s mouth where there are...”
– Two people in the cafeteria talking about oral sex
“Aye yo girl. What’s the answer to numba eleven?!”
– A guy in my Geology class asking for help with his test
“She asked me why I didn’t glitter. Cuz I’m real, that’s why”
– A guy in my English class talking about how his ex-girlfriend was obsessed with Twilight
“Tonight we’re havin’ a black and white party. Like wine and classy shit.”
– Two guys in the cafeteria talking about a party they were planning
“It’s like a hundred eighty-four dollars plus a couple cents. So like 189...”
– A guy on his phone at school. Clearly he’s a math major.
“But we said fuck the bullshit, let’s walk”
– Two guys talking about how their friends didn’t want to walk to school in the rain. But I guess they decided they were going to walk
“Today is going to be a sad day for umbrellas”
– Weatherman for NBC’s Early Today Show
“OMG that is WTMI”
“She is the scum of the earth that I wish I could...”
– I hear this guy everyday before my Geology class. He’s always screaming on his phone. I loved his quotes so much I decided to put them all in one post
“No one gets off scotch free.”
– A guy walking in the hall talking to one of his friends
“Yeah we’re just now leavin Chunky Cheese”
– A woman we heard on her phone at the mall
“What’s longer? A foot or a yard?”
– A girl in my Early Childhood Education class asked me this question
“Dude can I have that drink?
No
I’ll give you a box of cigarettes for it...”
– two guys at the Coke Machine at my brother’s high school
“I can get you a brick fo a dolla”
– A boy walking past my brother at his high school
“Where do you go to be a plus sized model? California?”
– A girl walking past us on the Greenway