September 2009
14 posts
“Girl: “Why would you even want to put that in someone’s mouth where there are...”
– Two people in the cafeteria talking about oral sex
“Aye yo girl. What’s the answer to numba eleven?!”
– A guy in my Geology class asking for help with his test
“She asked me why I didn’t glitter. Cuz I’m real, that’s why”
– A guy in my English class talking about how his ex-girlfriend was obsessed with Twilight
“Tonight we’re havin’ a black and white party. Like wine and classy shit.”
– Two guys in the cafeteria talking about a party they were planning
“It’s like a hundred eighty-four dollars plus a couple cents. So like 189...”
– A guy on his phone at school. Clearly he’s a math major.
“But we said fuck the bullshit, let’s walk”
– Two guys talking about how their friends didn’t want to walk to school in the rain. But I guess they decided they were going to walk
“Today is going to be a sad day for umbrellas”
– Weatherman for NBC’s Early Today Show
“OMG that is WTMI”
“She is the scum of the earth that I wish I could...”
– I hear this guy everyday before my Geology class. He’s always screaming on his phone. I loved his quotes so much I decided to put them all in one post
“No one gets off scotch free.”
– A guy walking in the hall talking to one of his friends
“Yeah we’re just now leavin Chunky Cheese”
– A woman we heard on her phone at the mall
“What’s longer? A foot or a yard?”
– A girl in my Early Childhood Education class asked me this question
“Dude can I have that drink?
No
I’ll give you a box of cigarettes for it...”
– two guys at the Coke Machine at my brother’s high school
“I can get you a brick fo a dolla”
– A boy walking past my brother at his high school
“Where do you go to be a plus sized model? California?”
– A girl walking past us on the Greenway